Pardon me, I stole your left shoe
well, practically i didn’t, but it seems like I did.
Pardon me, I let your barefoot steps on the cold, icy snow
Pardon me, I can’t give “your” shoe back
because it’s mine which you “used to” wear.
But I guess you’ve got another new pair in your new place, which I hope looks better than the old one.
Please keep the new shoe clean so it’ll match your right shoe and protect your feet for a very long time, hopefully forever.